In my last post I said I was going to read something and, if it was as hilarious as my friend described, I would summarize it here. Well, good news, people. I read it this morning and it was every bit as messed up as I could have hoped for. So I will spend the next two days recapping.
What is it I'm recapping, you might ask? The answer is: an erotic, fantasy-fiction Victorian novella, complete with a unicorn sex scene.